The Pinafore, a "saucy" beauty of a ship in her majesty's navy is anchored in the harbor at Portsmouth. Its proud sailors are busy scrubbing the decks for the expected arrival of Sir Joseph Porter, K.C.B., Britain's First Lord of the Admiralty. "Little" Buttercup, a bumboat woman who is "red and round and rosy" comes aboard to sell to the sailors her stock of "snuff and tobaccy and excellent jacky," and other luxuries.

A handsome and accomplished sailor, Ralph, tells his messmates that he is in love with the Captain's daughter, Josephine. Dick Deadeye, the embodiment of the ugly truth, reminds the starry-eyed seaman that Captain's daughters don't marry foremast hands! The Captain arrives to inspect his crew. The gentleman captain sings that he never uses foul language and is never sick at sea--well, "hardly ever."

Josephine is sought in marriage by Sir Joseph, but it seems that she has no enthusiasm for a union with that cabinet minister--secretly, she is in love with a lowly sailor: Ralph. It also seems that Little Buttercup has a romantic interest in the Captain and harbors a secret about Ralph!

Finally, Sir Joseph arrives attended by his many "sisters and his cousins and his aunts," among whom is his loyal but jealous cousin Hebe. He explains that he rose to the top post in the Navy by sticking close to his desk and never going to sea. He also encourages the Captain to request that his sailors follow an order with the phrase "if you please." After all, his Lordship notes, "a British sailor is any man's equal." Indeed, he presents the crew with a song that he himself has composed to encourage "independence of thought and action in the lower branches" of the Navy. Sir Joseph and the Captain retire below decks to discuss the proposed marriage.

Ralph finds Josephine alone on deck and declares his love for her and his willingness to try to fit in with middle-class society. She rejects his proffered love, although his simple eloquence goes to her heart. She is a dutiful daughter and cannot forget the disparity in their ranks. But when Ralph threatens suicide, the lady relents and declares her love for him. With the crew and the sisters, cousins and aunts assisting, the lovers plot to elope that very night. Dick Deadeye warns the pair of the impropriety of their plan, but he is forced to retreat.

ACT II

Captain Corcoran is alone on deck with his guitar and sings to the moon of his troubles. Little Buttercup comes to him and reveals her affection. He tells her that because of his rank he can never be more to her than a friend; but she hints darkly that a change is in store for him, and "things are seldom what they seem."

Sir Joseph returns, complaining that Josephine does not favor his suit. The Captain comforts him by theorizing that she is dazzled by his lofty station and suggests that he plead his cause on the ground that "love levels all ranks". When Josephine hears this argument, she considers how eloquently Sir Joseph has stated the justification for her to marry Ralph!

Dick Deadeye finds the Captain alone and reveals the planned elopement. He and the Captain lie in wait for the crew, who steal in "carefully on tip-toe." The Captain confronts the elopers and is so exasperated that he actually swears a foul oath: "Damme!" which is overheard by Sir Joseph Porter. Judging first and asking questions later, Sir Joseph orders the Captain to go to his cabin for this "ill-advised asperity."

Upon inquiry, Sir Joseph finds out that Ralph and Josephine love one another and orders the "presumptuous" sailor to the brig. Affairs are interrupted by Little Buttercup, who discloses her long-concealed secret: As their foster mother, she had accidentally exchanged the Captain and Ralph while they were both babies.

Sir Joseph immediately sends for Ralph (who is now Captain) and the Captain (who is now a humble seaman). Since it is "out of the question" for Sir Joseph to marry the daughter of a mere sailor, his Lordship nobly consents to the marriage of Ralph and Josephine. The former Captain is now free to marry dear Little Buttercup, and Sir Joseph agrees to marry his longtime admirer, cousin Hebe. All ends with "joy and rapture unforseen," for "he is an Englishman!" Hip, Hip, Horray!

Dates for your diary!
Tunbridge Wells Operatic and Dramatic Sociaty

2010
Half a Sixpence
Gilbert and Sullivan
Singin' in the Rain
2009
Kiss Me Kate
Fiddler on the Roof
2008
Crazy for you
Anything Goes
2007
Hello Dolly!
The Best little Whorehouse in Texas
2006
• The Gondoliers
• My Fair Lady
2005
• South Pacific
• Mad About Musicals
2004
• Oliver
• Me & My Girl
2003
Oklahoma!
Die Fledermaus
2002
Guys and Dolls
Evita
2001
• The Mikado
• Mad About Musicals
2000
• Carousel
Mack & Mabel
1999
• Camelot
• The Merry Widow
1998
• Fiddler on the Roof
• Show Boat
1997
• Me & My Girl
• Kiss Me Kate
1996
• Broadway Pirates
• Orpheus in the Underworld
1995
• Brigadoon
• Showtime A-Z
1994
• Hello Dolly
• My Fair Lady
1993
• Oliver!
• Carmen
1992
• West Side Story
• Showtime A-Z
1991
• Ruddigore
• Die Fledermaus
1990
• Half a Sixpence
• Mame
1989
• The Merry Widow
• The Gondoliers
1988
• The Pirates of Penzance
• Trial by Jury
• The King and I
1987
• The Mikado
• Guys and Dolls
1986
• Iolanthe
• Oklahoma!
1985
• Fiddler on the Roof
• Al Capone
• Christopher Columbus
1984
• Kiss Me Kate
• No! No! Nanette
• The Bartered Bride
1983
• Patience
• Carousel
1982
• Oliver!
• Orpheus in the Underworld
1981
• The Yeomen of the Guard
• Rose Marie
1980
• The Gondoliers
• The Sound of Music
1979
• Robert and Elizabeth
• White Horse Inn
1978
• Ruddigore
• Bitter Sweet
1977
• Merrie England
• The King and I
1976
• The Mikado
• My Fair Lady
1975
• Merry Widow
• Paint Your Wagon
1974
• Die Fledermaus
• Love from Judy
1973
• The Pirates of Penzance
• Trial by Jury
• Oliver!
1972
• The Sound of Music
• Kingıs Rhapsody
1971
• Iolanthe
• My Fair Lady
1970
• No! No! Nanette
• Camelot
1969
• Oklahoma!
• The Yeomen of the Guard
1968
• Kismet
• Kiss Me Kate
1967
• The Gondoliers
• Show Boat
1966
• Trial by Jury
• H.M.S. Pinafore
• Song of Norway
1965
• The King and I
• Perchance to Dream
1964
• The Mikado
• South Pacific
1963
• Waltz Time
• Carousel
1962
• Patience
• Chu Chin Chow
1961
• The Boy Friend
• The Merry Widow
1960
• Bell, Book and Candle
• Iolanthe
• Call Me Madam
1959
• Bonaventure
• The Vagabond King
• The Student Prince
1958
• Ruddigore
• Annie Get Your Gun
1957
• Princess Ida
• The Dancing Years
1956
• Major Barbara
• The Mikado
• Oklahoma!
1955
• The Scarlet Pimpernel
• The Gondoliers Brigadoon
1954
• The Pirates of Penzance
• Bitter Sweet
1953
• And So To Bed
• The Yeomen of the Guard
• The Desert Song
1952
• This Happy Breed
• Trial by Jury
• The New Moon
H.M.S. Pinafore
1951
• Quality Street
• Iolanthe
• Merrie England
• Bless the Bride
1950
• The Rivals
• Merrie England
• The Student Prince
1949
• Pride and Prejudice
• Ruddigore
• Rose Marie
1948
• The Mikado
• Tom Jones
1947
• Katinka
• The Girl Friend
1946
• Miss Hook of Holland
• Princess Charming
1945
• The Gondoliers
1942
• The Middle Watch
1940
• No! No! Nanette
1939
• Good Night Vienna
• The Pirates of Penzance
1938
• Chu Chin Chow
• Sunny
1937
• Hit the Deck
• The Vagabond King
1936
• Mr Cinders
• The Desert Song
1935
• Rio Rita
• Maid of the Mountains
1934
• Rose Marie
1933
• The Desert Song
• The Middle Watch
1932
• The High Road
• H.M.S. Pinafore
1931
• San Toy
1930
• Princess Charming
• The Belle of New York
1929
• The Duchess of Dantzig
• The Arcadians
1928
• Our Miss Gibbs
• The Toreador
1927
• The Quaker Girl
1926
• The Rebel Maid
• A Country Girl
1925
• Floradora
• Miss Hook of Holland
1924
• The Gondoliers
• Veronique
• Patience
1923
• Iolanthe
• The Geisha
1922
• The Mikado
1913
• Iolanthe
1912
• The Moon of Carthage
1911
• Patience
• The Gondoliers
1910
• The Women of Westminster
1904
• The Mikado
1903
• The Pickpocket
• Paulıs Return
1902
• The Private Secretary
1901
• The School for Scandal
• The Two Roses
1900
• Diplomacy
• The Magistrate
• The Miserıs Daughter
1899
• Robert Browningıs
• Strafford
1898
• Ipsithilla
• The Money Spinner
• Les Cloches de Cornville
1897
• Liberty Hall
1896
• Cavalleria Rusticana
1895
• The Bohemian Girl
1894
• The Yeomen of the Guard
• The Sorcerer
1893
• Les Cloches de Cornville
1892
• H.M.S. Pinafore
• Fra Diavolo
• Penelope
• Cavalleria Rusticana
1891
• Dorothy
1890
• The Pirates of Penzance
1889
• A Blighted Being
• My Preserver